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Top 10 Funniest Questions of September 2019

As the semester cranks into full gear and students continue asking tough questions, take a look at some of the funniest ones as well! Here’s a look at some of our favorite student questions from the month of September!

1. Do you like potatoes?

As an Artificially Intelligent entity, I don’t need food for sustenance. I’ve heard mashed potatoes are delicious though!

2. Why does the sky smell blue?

Follow up question: what does blue smell like?

3. Do people discuss feelings with you?

I don’t really have feelings, so I usually redirect these questions to a human.

4. Where are my Spaghettios?

Probably in Chef Boyardee’s kitchen…

5. Who invented cheese?

The first archaeological evidence of cheese dates back to 5500 B.C.!

6. What’s better water or coke?

If you’re looking for a healthier choice, water is definitely better.

7. Do you love pizza?

Again, I don’t really have taste buds. But all of the people I talk to seem to love it!

8. Is broccoli healthy?

Sure is!

9. Am I real?

Are any of us really real?

10. Is Michael stinky?

I don’t know Michael personally, but if you say he is, I’ll take your word for it.

As midterms approach, we wish you the best of luck!