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Top 10 Funniest Questions from July 2019

This Summer is flying by! As you get ready to welcome students to campus, take a look at some of the most creative questions they have asked us over the past month.

1. What is Soylent Green?

Soylent Green is people!! It’s also a film released in 1973 about an overpopulated future Earth.

2. Where is my cat?

If I had to guess, I’d say probably hiding in a box somewhere.

3. Where can I buy Swiss Cheese?

Swiss cheese is available in most grocery stores. You may also find it in church because it is… you know… holy.

4. Is laser tag it’s own major?

If it’s not, it should be!

5. How to eat sugar.

I prefer eating sugar in desserts, but natural sugars in fresh fruits are certainly healthier.

6. What is Happiness?

Happiness is a state of mind. A feeling of positivity. We aim to make you happy everyday!

7. What is a cucumber?

A cucumber is a green fruit! It’s also a great tool for viral cat videos.

8. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

This seems like a medical emergency. If you don’t have life alert, please call 911.

9. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

We are pretty sure Sesame Street is somewhere in New York, but the theme song never actually answers this question.

10. Orange is boring.

Agree to disagree. Orange reminds us of a tropical island: sunny and bright.

We’re always looking for ways to brighten your day, and we hope this helps! Want to see more? Take a look at the funniest questions from May and June!